It splashed all over my Ann Taylor blouse and onto my Jimmy Choos. Someone who knows me well enough might call me a liar. I ran and caught her hand as she was falling and tried to pull her up. How am I going to explain this whole situation? I cant do any of those things! It was the course of governments that led to the most destructive weapon ever conceived, but it was the people who paid the price. Second Place Winner! That was before I realized there was so much sadness in the world. I keep telling myself that I will never say goodbye ever again, it is hard for me to say adis. When I confronted him, he said it was his mom. But perhaps you'd save time if you took a whole jar. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. Anyway, its Alans, I mean Aladdins name in lights and Im there in his shadow providing the cheap laughs. Oh, thank you Pooh Bear, of course I will. Or went swimming my friends? Over time I have just stopped paying attention to the other kids and focused on my family, but maybe this time, maybe this timeit will be different. Oh, no! Your response still lingers in my mind, your smile. Look, I could talk credentials. But here, right now, I could sell the tickets I had already bought and make a tidy little profit. Just because I may be darker doesnt mean you can compare me to pitch black. There are a million issues I can think of! Yeah, I understand that. Piglet: Eeyore, Can we-I mean, how s-s-should we-uh, you think i-if we-Eeyore: I guess one of those would be just the thing. I have dignity and poise. I read because of the people I could be.Now that I think about it, Ive never actually had an original thought. I mean come on that happened when I was three. I can hardly bear to think about it. Because, there is no one. (pause) I think Ive told you before about how my sister, Katherine and I would play pranks on each other. Splendid day to be up and about one's business Oh, I say, are you stuck? Right here on this bench, as you watch me feed these hungry little pigeons, I want to change your life, by sharing mine with you. I dont want to be the screw-up that I am. But its not a big deal. I suppose I shall have to find another one. Shes dead to me. On top of that, there has to be a health code violation here! Whoa you even growl like my dog! I wrote a monologue! Miss Fortune would never strike at a time when another contestant was supposedly answering a question about what they would supposedly do if they won the supposed titleand the entire audience was in tears about her heartwarming answer. thank you. A donkey named Eeyore is his friend, and Kanga, and little Roo. People use your head as an armrest, like ALL the time. Well girls, today has already been the craziest day of my life. Lila had her turn to live, and then she had her turn to melt. [Owl] Now, now Piglet, chin up and all that sort of thing. (pacing) Oh, what should I say? Thats it. If I eat that pizza, I will have eaten more than 2000 calories. She rubbed my back and made me feel better. Another short, about the "unbouncing of Tigger" is also be included in some editions. By: Clara Johnson, Age 17, Pennsylvania, USA Description: A teenager explains her obsession over her weight. Next Grunters house. Nope. Like seriously, no wonder youre always so clingy, no offense. Frankly, I dont know how YOU arent scared of the ocean. I guess Ill just turn it in. I heard men with heavy guns yelling at people to get in line. There, feeling better? First Place Winner By: Karina S., Baton Rouge, Lousiana, USA, Age 15 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A daughter remembers things about her mother who passed away. We were all so beautiful, but we made people sad. Dont worry, Linda. Its always the same. Third Place Winner! [Pooh] Christopher Robin, can you make a one hero party into a two hero party? Oh, bother. Genre: Dramatic. I was so dumb. So everyone followed Eeyore. I mean, look at it. This was simply a scientific study. The Parable of Piglet and Eeyore - by James Archer. We are only sixteen, so Mom thinks were too young, but one day itll happen. His son was famously the inspiration for the character of Christopher Robin and his stuffed animals, the inspiration for the other characters. You guys are still regular people. Okay, bye. Youre almost done? When will we get to stab people, you ask? But, Rickys not as sand paper rough as he comes off. She wasnt one of those moms who liked to sleep in late and have breakfast in bed. Only someone with the blessings of Athena could have enough foresight to think of using something shiny to deflect my gazeYou wont need it. Theyre the bane of my existence. Mr. Narrator: This could be the room of any small boy but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Did I do something wrong? Oh. I was the one who deserved his time. A chance Dad might finally come back? Excuse me, I'm here. But Im growing up, heck I am grown up, and grown-ups cant go around talking to a friend named Tiger. It didnt matter in the end, I knew it wouldnt, paper cranes cant cure cancer, I know that. Without the people, without the water, its just a skeleton of what its supposed to be. If you ask any of the girls they would tell you of my beauty, my kindness and my charity. Got arrested and ended up in a juvenile detention center. Acting is an amazing thing. See, Im not crazy. I cant come over tonight. Pero, I just cant get over him hes all I think about! I see youre all excited about being Santas new favorite reindeer, but never forget where you came from. I.Iwas trying to get some rest. Use your head. When they werent mean and tormenting. Dont you be pointing that thing at me! Im, Im just going to say it. And Pooh kept his lonely vigil, hour after hour, after hour, until at last Pooh fell fast asleep and began to dream. Still dont know why he decided to teach English. I actually socialized with people without bringing up books, and now Im going to buy paintings for my wall! What, those are already getting outdated? This is quite a funny way to write a poem. No, no, just resting and thinking and humming to myself. Well, I didn't mean a little larger small helping. Thats for them to ask you, just shut up and sit down, you silly human being. Im not planning on turning you to stone anyway. Apparently you cant just run to be Student Council, you have to run for a certain position. I told you already. My intense competitive spirit, social anxiety, fear of the cafeteria and awkward sense of humor tend to work against me. No wonder people dont use Exclamation Points very often. The cable is going to snap and Im going to fall hundreds of stories. Weve known each other a long time and weve seen each other through lifes ups and downs. Mom, theres something I need to tell you. (Slaps forehead again and makes irritated noise) Jeanine! I took one deep breath and then pulled off the cloth. You find comfort in it like a big black blanket wrapped around you. By: Oren S., Age 15, Pennsylvania, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student complains about having to write a monologue. The night before each test I wrote the answers on my thigh and made sure to wear a skirt because if the teacher tells you to pull your skirt up, they are bound to get in trouble. My door has a knob instead of a handle! A coldness I can feel in my bones. By: Sophia M., Age 13, California, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A terrified person is trapped in an elevator. Those thirteen years together have blessed my life. Why do you do this to our family Lord? Here are some Disney monologues for teenagers that Peterpaul suggests. I know none of them graduated high school, but someone should teach them the definition of the word leverage.. Girl, I was ready to go to jail (laugh) I swear the craziest things always happen to me. When I first started this job, the grass was pristine. Well, it did, and the face painting stand in front of the store saw me as easy prey immediately. I know that. I dont suppose you can just locate her quickly up there and ask why she did it and then pass the message on to me? When you hear it from them, it it doesnt matter as much. Take your time. Stars everywhere. I didnt see you there. By: Isabella Besly, Age 13, Texas USA Description: The protagonist is mad at their best friend and tries to give them the silent treatment. [Dejectedly] It was an unfortunate thing to be my age in a war like that. ActingScenes.com is your source for dramatic or comedic duet acting scenes. Its different, thats for sure. I actually caught it! Narrator: So off Piglet trotted in one direction, and in the other direction went Pooh with his jar of honey. By: Mikala Southern, Georgia, USA, Age 12 Description: A student tells a story about how a daredevil stunt helped him become the coolest kid in school. This is the biggest day of my life and Ive been talking about fo- for- FOR LIKE FOREVER, or at least since I was able to talk and watch TV. Easy. 911 what is your emergency? Well, if you cant see me now, you will see me rise and protest against the injustices of the people! Narrator: Ahem. But trust me, what youre doing now Ray, its not living. Tell City Hall that Im sorry their building is now a boat. It is way deep. Hello? So go ahead. Well, I walked into the bathroom to do my lady things and after I came out, I noticed something on my blanket. Ill make them feel loved. The only person who sees me for who I truly am is my best friend, Rebecca. Im not going to talk to her nor acknowledge her existence. I opened the door and guess what? I know youre not real, I know that you are my imaginary friend. Remembering how much they enjoyed these I'm not in the book EeeeyaaaaAnd I'm a dinkdad glad of it. I never saw my sister again. Oh I wouldn't climb this tree The doorbell never rang, and my app told me that it arrived. By how they look, how pretty they are, how skinny they are, if they are skinnier than me. I looked around. Oh! I consulted my solicitor. It's your guarantee of buying a true Disney original with the quality and high standards that you and your family deserve. You can probably guess the rest of the story. One was little Piglet caught in the whirlpool and the other was Pooh trying to get the last bit of honey from the pot. Girls, you know how most of the time things dont fit right, and you leave with two things out of ten? What villain has a cat? He just doesnt understand what a good girlfriend I am. Genre:Comedic Description:A teen prepares nervously for a college interview. It said Busch Gardens Pompeii. I was sent here to the mortal plain to live until Im six hundred and sixty-six. I walk to him. No one can match my skills or mastery. Dont touch the edges of his carpet, he really doesnt like that. I think a little to the left, Pooh. I just fly like a bee, up to the honey tree, see! All they do is argue. The charge? Youll never be an archenemy or on the starting roster of an evil team. I cant have another person like my father in my life. Now Im thinking about how not thinking about thinking made me think about thinking about not thinking. Those kindergartners should be ashamed for doing that to her. And in high school, the bullying got worse. Not that its a bad thing. So many grim faces, so many doctors, so many treatments. You'll see. By: Jeremiah Reid, Age 16, North Carolina, USA Description: A person who takes things a little too literally gets quite upset when their date orders shrimp fried rice. Here we go. I read some of the letters he wrote, one was to a boy named Jacob. First Place Winner By: Jazarae Robinson, Age 12, Ohio, USA Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: Babysitter is not who Mom thinks she is. (Lies down on the floor.) "I'm not going to do nothing any more.". Sixth grade, the very first year I took the medicine, was the best year of school Ive ever had. Take that, Hannah! What are youwhat? Im sure youve heard about it from my previous teachers too. Thats a boy thing. Plenty of people volunteer, and the good ones, the really good ones dont yak on and on about it. Its unbearable. Yeah, right. First Place Winner! Wait a sec. The lines vary in length, some reaching out to ten words while many others are only one or two words long. [Narrator] Well, let's turn the page and find out. Youre hurting my ears. Mom never liked that. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic. Japan Rugby Teams, It was US, the Elves of the Order of the North Pole. Do a backflip? We all need to accept who we are, like that Miss Strawberry chic. 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